Put down that DS and look at your waitress!

My latest observation about the state of human beings, besides the fact that most people who eat at the Olive Garden are pretty pathetic (see: grown adults clapping their hands together gleefully over the appearance of a handful of free Andes mints) is that too many kids these days fail to make eye contact with adults.

You would not believe the stuff pre-teens get away with at dinner: sullenly failing to participate in conversations, staring at their Nintendo DS’s instead of their servers, not answering when spoken to. It’s preposterous!

Something needs to be done about this. That’s all for now.